BEEN THINKIN’ . . .

It’s almost the end of 2023. And at my age, I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I still haven’t found out who let the dogs out… where’s the beef…, how to get to Sesame Street… why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps…why all flavors of Fruit Loops taste precisely the same, or how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop……why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton. Still, batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails… why “abbreviated” is such a long word, or why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator… why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor yet dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons… why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections… and why you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” (where’s that extra penny going??)… why The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune… why you just tried to sing those two previous songs… what exactly Victoria’s secret is… and where’s Waldo?… Can you hear me now? Do you really think I am this witty?? I got this from a friend who stole it from her brother’s girlfriend’s uncle’s cousin who lived next door to an old classmate’s mailman. Now, it is your turn to take it from me…copy and paste..add your age…please play the game.

P.S.: I still don’t know the way to San Jose!