A black man is walking through the woods, and he finds a glint in the debris on the ground. Upon inspection it is an old oil lamp. Instinctively, he picks the lamp up, rubs the side of it with his sleeve, and out pops a genie.
The genie thanks the man for freeing him, and offers to grant him three wishes.
The man is ecstatic and knows exactly what he wants. “First,” says the man, “I want a billion dollars.”
The genie snaps his fingers and a large truck full of money materializes out of thin air.
The man is wide eyed in amazement and continues, “Next, I want a Ferrari.”
The genie again snaps his fingers and a Ferrari appears from a puff of smoke.
The man continues, “Finally, I want to be irresistible to women.”
Once more the genie snaps his fingers and the man promptly turns into a box of chocolates.
