THE WORLD’S SHORTEST BOOKS ~

Quite the selection – – – 

   MY BLACK GIRLFRIEND

By Tiger Woods

 

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda
& Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By “The Rev Jesse Jackson”

& “The Rev Al Sharpton”

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton

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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE
ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW

TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry

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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart

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HOW TO LIVE LIFE
TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE
HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH
PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND
THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK ON MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev Jesse Jackson
And foreword by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
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HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL
BY THE ATLANTA FALCONS
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AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge
of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
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And the shortest book of all….

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE 
THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

By Barack Obama