Mom: Son, when the bus driver asks you how old you are, tell him that you’re 6, not seven. We’ll save ten cents.

Mom: Son, when the bus driver asks you how old you are, tell him that you’re 6, not seven. We’ll save ten cents.

Driver: How old are you, son?

Child: I’m six, sir.

Driver: And, when will you be seven?

Child: When I get off this bus.