Went down this morning to the Federal Benefits Office to sign-up my dog Mel.
The woman said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw benefits.”
I explained to her that my Dog is not a Christian, he is black, unemployed, can’t speak English, sleeps 21 hours a day and has no clue who his daddy is.
He gets his first check on Friday – Plus Food Stamps, a Biden bumper sticker and a free cell phone.
