World’s Shortest Books

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS 
By Tiger Woods

 


 THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY 
By Jane Fonda 
& Michelle Obama 
Illustrated by Michael Moore 
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS 
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA 
By “The Rev Jesse Jackson”

& “The Rev Al Sharpton” 
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL 
By Hillary Clinton 
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY 
By Bill Clinton 
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD 
By Bill Gates 
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY 
By Dennis Rodman 
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE 
By Al Gore & John Kerry 
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC 
By Amelia Earhart 
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST 
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian 
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE 
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell 
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE 
By Mike Tyson 
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson  
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY 
By Ted Kennedy 
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MY BOOK ON MORALS 
By Bill Clinton 
With introduction by 
The Rev. Jesse Jackson 
And foreword by 
Tiger Woods with John Edwards 
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HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL 
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS 
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AND, JUST ADDED: 
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy 
By Nancy Pelosi 
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And the shortest book of all….


THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE 
By Barack Obama