Hello Ladies and gentlemen:
I have the distinguished honor of being a member of the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for her two faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, nor beside Barack Obama, who never told the truth, because frankly, Hillary never could tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been and did it all on someone else’s money, magnificent to say the least.
We will be contacting you shortly to discuss your donation.
Thank You,
The Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee
PS: The Committee has raised $32.16 so far. Actually, someone did donate $1,000,000 but did it thru the Clinton Foundation The Foundation sent the $32.16 on to us with the Clinton Foundation keeping the balance for “administrative costs.”
Hello Pat; Great idea! Perhaps we could enlarge this monument idea into a cesspool and throw all the puss and bodily waste – called Liberals – in as well. Thought my two cents might help this great cause. Regards Dale Martin