“Survivor – Texas Style”
Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: “Survivor – Texas-Style!”
The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth, and finally, back to Dallas.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:1. “I’m A Democrat”
2. “Amnesty For Illegals”
3. “I Love RAP”
4. “Boycott Beef”
5. “I Voted For Obama”
6. “George Strait Sucks”
7. “Elect Hillary In 2020”
8. “Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor”
9. “Rosie O’Donnell Is A great role model”
10. “I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer”
11. “Kaepernick Is My Hero”
12. “I Side With Jane Fonda”
13. “It’s all Bush’s Fault”
2. “Amnesty For Illegals”
3. “I Love RAP”
4. “Boycott Beef”
5. “I Voted For Obama”
6. “George Strait Sucks”
7. “Elect Hillary In 2020”
8. “Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor”
9. “Rosie O’Donnell Is A great role model”
10. “I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer”
11. “Kaepernick Is My Hero”
12. “I Side With Jane Fonda”
13. “It’s all Bush’s Fault”
14. “Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion”
– and the last sticker is;
15. “I’m Here To Confiscate Your Guns”The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.