But nobody has summed up the fraudulent Kavanaugh case better.
Christine Blakey-Ford’s Testimony has more holes in it than a piece of Swiss cheese the size of Texas! This is BEYOND BELIEF!!! 
#1 – I don’t know whose house it happened at or even what year it happened. I don’t know if I got there before everyone else or after. I don’t know how I got there or how I got home over 8 miles away (at the age of 15).
#2 – MY LIFETIME FRIEND DOESN’T REMEMBER ANY OF THIS (and the other 3 people I SAID were there TESTIFIED UNDER OATH THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS!) But none of that matters b/c I know 100% that he did it! Just trust me!
#3 – I have a fear of flying so I couldn’t come to D.C. to testify on that upcoming Monday. When asked “Well didn’t u fly here?” I said yes I did b/c my friends gave me the courage to overcome my fear of flying. Then when I was asked “Now haven’t u been to Hawaii, The Polynesian Islands, and other exotic island locations?” I said yes but it’s a lot easier ya know to fly for vacation fun silly! 
🤥 “And weren’t u just on the east coast a month ago taking a polygraph test and flew there?” I just said well of course but that was also for my grandmother’s funeral which I went to right before I took the polygraph or wait … uh maybe I didn’t take it right after grandma’s funeral. Maybe I took it on a different day. Who knows?🤷♀️
#4 – Speaking of the polygraph test .. oh my! Where do I begin? I don’t know who paid for the test or my hotel and the polygraph took sooo long and was sooo stressful but I just did my very best. (The person administering the test is on record saying it was two questions – TWO!!) 🤥But hey, I passed so that’s all that matters. And my PhD in psychology definitely, in no way whatsoever, helped me with it or w/my testimony today. 
#5 – Hey! Speaking of that PhD, I am super smart and I teach graduate students! No – I don’t always talk in my little kid voice and especially not as a professor – just when I’m talking to little babies and well ….. here in front of you all. In addition, I KNOW LOTS OF BIG WORDS BUT IT SHOULD BE TOTALLY BELIEVABLE THAT I DON’T UNDERSTAND BASIC QUESTIONS! yeeeaah …
#6 – How did my medical records get to The Washington Post u ask?? Well I’m not exactly sure whether I gave the records to them or just summarized the records to them. U say that the committee asked for these?? Well now 
hmmm …. reporters are one thing but we just couldn’t go as far as to provide them to the committee as these records were just simply too personal and sensitive ya know.
#7 – My friends on the beach 
️ encouraged me to continue contacting the media with my story (because we were running out of time). I can’t name them, so we’ll just call them “beach friends”. Yeah “beach friends”!! And yet while giving such great advice, none was willing to be character witnesses for me. 
Meanwhile, that Judge Kavanaugh had hundreds of character witnesses step up in just a matter of days. But hey that’s not what matters! 
#8 – My lawyers, one of which just went to a private Paul McCartney concert w/Hillary Clinton and the other who works for George Soros who is on record saying that his goal is to destroy the United States of America, out of the kindness of their ♥️s, are helping me for free – yes FREE!!
However now, I do have a “needed” gofundme page that currently is sitting at $473,622. In fact, I’m so desperately in need of help there’s even a second gofundme with $209,987 in it. I promise though
I’m not getting anything out of my testimony! That money is just going to cover my expenses. This is so traumatic. 
#9 – Ya know, I, Christine Blasey-Ford, am the ONLY person in the entire United States of America that didn’t know Congress repeatedly agreed to come to me instead of me having to come to D.C.. I mean … who knew?? 🤷♀️ I guess they really do care about my flying phobia after all. 
#10 – Well I’m here to tell you “my truth” of how that evil Kavanaugh tried to rape me so let me get a sip of my coke and let’s get started w/my “truth to power”!! 
🤮🤮🤮 Get the picture yet America? I’m sorry friend but if you believe this liar and the leftists that are behind this phony 3-ring circus, you have: a) been a victim of sexual assault yourself and emotionally just cannot bring yourself to objectively look at the facts. For that, I feel for you b/c this kind of 
, used solely for political gain and to destroy an innocent man and his family, will ultimately end up hurting the credibility of women we all know and love, who will at some point, God forbid, have to go through this ABSOLUTE LIVING
For you and all the people I know and love, THAT HACKS ME OFF TO NO END & IT SHOULD U AS WELL!!! 
🤬 b) You’re absolutely gullible! 
or c) You are goofier 🤪 than a run-over dog! 
#GetOnWithIt #DoYourJob #ConfirmTheMan 
Ford
Party was held, who she was with or how she got home. She was drinking and said nothing to anyone.
1983,
1984,
1985,
1986,
1987,
1988,
1989,
1990,
1991,
1992,
1993,
1994,
1995,
1996,
1997,
1998,
1999,
2000,
2001,
2002… She said nothing.
July 25, 2003: President George W. Bush nominated Kavanaugh to the United States Court of Appeals for the D.C Circuit… She said nothing.
2004,
2005… She said nothing.
May 11, 2006: The United States Senate Committee on the Judiciary recommended confirmation. Kavanaugh subsequently confirmed by the United States Senate… She said nothing.
June 1, 2006: Kavanaugh sworn in by Justice Anthony Kennedy… She said nothing.
2007,
2008,
2009,
2010,
2011… She said nothing.
2012… She remembered ‘something’ happened in 1982, yet doesn’t name Kavanaugh, still said nothing to authorities.
2013,
2014,
2015,
2016,
2017 – She becomes an anti-trump activist.
2018 – Now 36 years later, with Kavanaugh’s SCOTUS confirmation looming, she pens an anonymous letter with grave accusations against Kavanaugh regarding foggy circumstance that occurred while they were both minors, then reveals herself and DEMANDS an FBI investigation before testifying to her incredible allegations?
Who does she think she is?