Medicare Part “G”

 

New Plan Available

You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home care available for you.

So what do you do?

 

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun (G) and 4 bullets.

You are allowed to shoot four Politicians of your choice.

 

Of course, this means you’ll be sent to prison, where you will receive three
meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, and
all the health care you need.

 

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip,
knees, kidney, lungs or heart…they’re all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as
they do now.

 

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told
you they can’t afford for you to go into a home.

 

Remember, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you’re at it. Plus,
because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income taxes.

 

Is this a great country or what!?!?!?

 

 Life is tough; it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.

                                                – John Wayne