Great Quotes From Great Dumb Asses
“It depends what your definition of ‘is’ is?”
~William Jefferson Clinton
“Rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage.”
~John Edwards
“Gorsuch isn’t fit to serve because he uses law and not emotions.”
~Kamala Harris
“What difference does it make?” (re: Benghazi)
~Hillary Clinton
“America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don’t want that future, uh, for my children.”
~Barack Obama
“I have campaigned in all 57 states.”
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2008)
“You don’t need God anymore; you have us Democrats.”
~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted in 2006)
“Paying taxes is voluntary.”
~Sen. Harry Reid
“Homicide is the leading cause of murder.”
~Rep. Sheila Jackson
“No ordinary American cares about Constitutional rights.”
~Joe Biden
“Having an abortion is no different than having one’s tonsils removed.”
~Elizabeth Warren
“Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the Constitution.”
~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (2018)
“Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is.”
~Hillary Rodham-Clinton (Quoted in 1998)
“You have a business…. you didn’t build that. Someone else did!”
~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2012)
“Social Security has nothing to do with the deficit.”
~Bernie Sanders
And the most STUPID gem of wisdom, from the “Mother Superior of Ridiculous”:
“We just have to pass Obama’s Healthcare bill to see what’s in it.” ~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March in 2010)
As one Doctor said: “That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample.”
Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all time, a rare gem, was made by Democratic House Speaker Sam Rayburn – at the first Congressional session, after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht:
{“Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massa-two-shits has changed his position on off-shore drillin”}
AND THE LATEST FROM THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL, STUPID BUNCH IS:
“My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump is gonna get us into a war.”
~ Maxine Waters .. 2017
“You need to vote for the Democrats, otherwise the illegal aliens will lose their rights”!
~ Nancy Pelosi .. 2019
“And So It Goes!”