TRUTH & WISDOM ~

TRUTH AND WISDOM IS EXPRESSED IN THESE SIGNS, BE SURE TO READ THE SMALL PRINT!!

=0 A It’s hard to make a comeback When you haven’t been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg , AZ Make love, not war. Hell, do both GET MARRIED! Women’s restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT   If voting could really change things, It would be illegal. Revolution Books New York , New York .   If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! Men’s restroom House of Representatives,  Washington , DC   Express Lane: Five beers or less. Sign over one of the urinals Ed Debevic’s, Phoenix , AZ   You’re too good for him.. Sign over mirror in Women’s restroom Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hills , CA No wonder you always go home alone. Sign over mirror in Men’s restroom, Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hills , CA   ~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~   A Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You’re going to have trouble with it.  Women’s restroom Dick’s Last Resort, Dallas , TX 0A                                  HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.  To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.  ______________________________    …AND MY FAVORITE HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED  Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.”  They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.